Feline escape artist hides under house, making mom think she ran away after hours of searching and crying, cat comes out covered in cobwebs to wipe on mom and says: ‘I was following my destiny as a feline and boldly going where no cat had gone before’

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Feb 12, 2026 3:00 PM EST

You might have thought that with all the many muscles that cats have to hear and respond to our cries, that they would be great communicators. But as you'll find amongst the lines of this story, that could not be further from the truth.

You know how there are those funny signs with warnings that obviously come from a unique incident carried out by some sort of unique idiot? Well, this story is the feline equivalent of that. A tale of a cat who decides to play hide and seek with the sole intention of getting under his cat mom's skin by hiding under the house. A pitiful prank that almost resulted in the pawrent risking life and limb to check if the idiot cat had gotten stuck on the roof.

Now sure you might be right in thinking that such a story sounds familiar, and there is one that does compare - the boy who cried wolf. And while it is true that this cat child will not be believed the next time that something like this happens, in the original story there is nothing about the boy rubbing it in the town's people's faces that there was no wolf…
 

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    "PS. I came out before the Female Human went up the ladder."
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    Hello furriends, Little Cat here again (feisty 14F ginger and white tabby, the dodgy fur- do is gradually growing out).
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    This morning the Female Human went outside to have a puddle around the garden, and check the rat repellent I provided. (It's working really well, the
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    humans have not lost another plant since then.) She thought I was sitting in my usual spot under the pergola, supervising. But I was gone.
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    Female Human then freaked out and started calling my name frantically. I didn't respond, so she started checking down the side of the
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    house and inside the garage and up the trees, calling my name all the time. Then she started checking the gates and the fences, in case there was a
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  • This is the irony with cats. Their behavior is so comical that it ends up fueling memes, and unlike many other memes that are made up or exaggerated, cat memes are 100% true and based in real experience. Case in point, this cat has hundreds of muscles in its ear and yet for all the time that its mother frantically called out for it, it simply could not care to use one of them to listen to her distressed calls. Not to mention that cats can be some of the loudest screamers in the domesticated world when they want to be. Only adding insult to injury over the non-response. 

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    gap I could have squeezed through, and gone into one of the neighbours' yards. She was just considering getting the ladder out and
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    looking on the roof, when she heard a thudding sound. I came out from under the house, with cobwebs all over my face, and started
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    trying to clean them off. Female Human tried to grab me and give me a cuddle, but I dodged her and wiped most of the cobwebs off onto her jeans.
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    Female Human called me a cia for frightening her like that, and for going under the house where there could be snakes. And for
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    wiping the cobwebs off on her jeans, but that was minor cl-ness, compared to the other two.
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  • Yeah, this cat is just trouble. We would be more fearful for the snakes if there were any under the house than the menace of a cat who went down there. Sometimes, there is no avoiding the fact that the animal who you so dearly hoped would be your cute cat child, as actually just a roommate with teenaged level maturity who loves nothing more than to mess with you, and sometimes even to mess you up. It is a harsh reality to contend with but one that we cannot ignore. 

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    I actually think I might have been a bit of a cla, but... I'm a cat. Exploration and discovery are in my DNA. I was following
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    my destiny as a feline and boldly going where no cat had gone before ... judging by the amount of cobwebs under there. And I am
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    totally NTC for wiping the cobwebs off on her jeans. Cleaning staff are completely falling down on the job there.
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    Cheezburger Image 10603423232
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    So, on this occasion, how much was I here? of a clc ......
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    PS. I came out before the Female Human went up the ladder. My Female Human is a complete klutz and I would never let her go up a ladder with her current problems. That is a recipe for disaster.
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    (Female Human here: I probably should explain that our house is built on stumps, and today Little Cat found out
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    there is a whole new space under the house for her to explore. We can't permanently block access to the space under
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    the house, in case we need to have repairs done. But I've spoken to my partner, and he's going to look at putting gates at
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    the entry points, to curb Little Cat's urge to explore. I feel a weekend trip to Bunnings coming on. In the meantime, I
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    am watching her like a hawk when she comes outside with me. As for the dirt and cobwebs on my clean on that morning jeans ...
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    I probably deserved that for trying to grab Little Cat for a cuddle without asking permission first. Also, don't tell her, but I was so
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    orange kitten playing on cat tree
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    Image is representative only and does not depict the actual subjects of the story.

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    relieved I was going to give her kisses as well.)
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